My grandmother always said that you have two things to worry about in life:
Whether you are healthy or whether you are sick.
If you are healthy, you have nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick, you have two things to worry about:
Whether you will get better or whether you will get worse.
If you get better, you have nothing to worry about.
But if you get worse, you have two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to live or whether you are going to die.
If you are going to live, you have nothing to worry about.
But if you are going to die, you have two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to heaven or whether you are going to hell.
If you are going to heaven, you have nothing to worry about.
But if you are going to hell, you have two things to worry about:
Whether you are getting the original or whether you are getting the extra crispy.
The choice is yours!
